20-something slightly married lady and amateur fanthropologist that reblogs every goddamn thing and occasionally tries to write fiction

stunningpicture:

There’s a duck on my sunroof.

stunningpicture:

There’s a duck on my sunroof.

ewmartin:

crazy-jensenackles-fangirl:

so apparently people talk to their pets in baby voices, but when i see my cat i’m just like ‘hey brad’ and he’s like ‘meow’ and the conversation is over.

I don’t know why but for some reason the fact that your cat’s name is brad is hilarious to me

neilcicierega:

1. Open Calculator

2. Type in your birthday as MM * DD * YYYY

3. Copy the resulting number into Google Image Search

4. Click on Search Tools, Type, and choose Animated

5. From the top row of results, save whichever gif you want to loop on a small LCD screen embedded in your future tombstone

6. Reblog and add the image

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melthemuslim:

Just go here and sign up with your college email. You can install it on up to 5 PCs or Macs and on other mobile devices, including Windows tablets and iPads.

if i have an itchy boob is it acceptable to say i’m titchy

I hate cars so much why can’t there be public transportation everywhere that doesn’t suck

fantastico-extravaganza:

shemhazaile:

s00005aa55yah:

open up its the fbi

this dog looks like ryan gosling 

i don’t know how i see it but i see it

fantastico-extravaganza:

shemhazaile:

s00005aa55yah:

open up its the fbi

this dog looks like ryan gosling 

i don’t know how i see it but i see it

coelasquid:

He’s beauty he’s grace he’s mr Lee Pace

I like how Lee Pace is like seven feet taller than Peter Jackson.