UnPretty

rufiozuko:

I COULD JUST DIE RIGHT NOW

THIS IS JUST SO PERFECT

THIS MOMENT

I REGRET NOTHING

dont-be-obvious:

knitmeapony:

Who invented the blow job?

Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”

Yeah, that’s right. I said it. Tickling is horrible and dumb and I hate it.

Tickling is when another person forces you to have involuntary muscle spasms. Tickling is losing control of your body and being made to laugh while you do it. It sucks! It’s horrible! It isn’t fun at all what the hell you guys.

But the worst fucking part about tickling is that when you tell someone to please stop fucking tickling me they’re always like LOL NO MERCY. And it’s not because they’re assholes, it’s just that they don’t think you’re serious when you tell them to fucking stop. Why don’t they think you’re serious? Because you’re laughing. Because they are forcing you to laugh.

Then I’m the asshole because I smack the person tickling me to make them stop. Hey! Guess what! Maybe if you stopped when I asked you to, this never would have happened!

I laugh at stupid shit all the time! It’s not hard to make me laugh voluntarily! It’s super great, we should make each other laugh all day every day! But I am missing the part of my brain that says involuntary laughter is superfun, so don’t be surprised when tickling leads to me hurting you.

I am aware that this makes me some kind of crazy buzzkill fun police but I don’t care as long as it means you cut that shit out.